《緣份吹吹風(fēng)》經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞：那叫感冒.

　　《緣份吹吹風(fēng)》里面的角色是約翰遜(布萊特妮·墨菲飾演)生活得很愜意。她是英國(guó) 《時(shí)尚》雜志的助理編輯，她平常的愛好就是樂此不疲地給自己的朋友當(dāng)媒人。她和自己最親密無(wú)間的同性戀朋友彼得 (馬修·瑞斯飾演)住在一起。彼得理所當(dāng)然成為這個(gè)無(wú)厘頭丘比特的配對(duì)對(duì)象，當(dāng)富有魅力的雜志新攝影師助理保羅(圣地亞哥·卡布瑞飾演)第一次走入她的視線時(shí)，約翰遜就展開了她的行動(dòng)，決定要將彼得和保羅撮合到一起。不過，她太專注于為他人撮合婚事了，卻忽略了自己真正的愛情。

　　3 years and you still treat me like a one-night stand!

　　都三年了，你還把我當(dāng)一夜情人!

　　Tallulah：If Freedom ever cheated on me,I don&apost think I could go on!

　　如果Freedom背叛了我，我會(huì)活不下去的。

　　Emily：Tallulah!You&aposve known the guy for a week.Stop talking like you&aposre in some kind of a movie.

　　Tallulah!你才認(rèn)識(shí)他一個(gè)星期，別說的像電影中的臺(tái)詞一樣。

　　Peter：You broke up with him a month ago!

　　你一個(gè)月已經(jīng)跟他分了手!

　　Jacks：I know, it&aposs just sex. He fills a void. Literally.

　　我知道，我們之間只有性而已，他能填補(bǔ)空虛，字義上的空虛。

　　Peter：I don&apost see how you expect to meet someone new if you spend all your time with your ex.

　　我就是看不出來你如果跟你的舊男友整天粘在一起的話，怎么能認(rèn)識(shí)新男朋友。

　　Jacks：Good point! Maybe I should get back together with James so I spend less time with him.

　　好主意，我應(yīng)該把James從前男友變成現(xiàn)男友，就可以不用每天都跟他在一起了。

　　Peter：I don&apost think it&aposs funny.

　　我不認(rèn)為這個(gè)好笑。

　　Jacks：Neither do I.

　　我也是。

　　Peter：What&aposs the point of shagging someone ad nauseam if you know you&aposre never going to love them?

　　跟他做愛有什么意義，如果你知道你永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)愛他?

　　Jacks：It&aposs not so simple.

　　這不是你想的那么簡(jiǎn)單。

　　Peter：He&aposs in love with you, Jacks. You&aposre not in love with him. It doesn&apost get more simple than that.

　　他愛你，Jacks.你卻不愛他，再簡(jiǎn)單不過了。

　　Jacks：That&aposs not fair! I happen to care about James. A lot. And I hate the fact that he feels more than me. And I hate the fact that I&aposm not in love with him. Because I know I should be. Because he&aposs smart and sweet and decent and I don&apost want to hurt him.So I keep hoping that I&aposll grow into it. That maybe one day I&aposll wake up and I&aposll feel...

　　這不公平，我也很在乎James，很在乎，而且我討厭他對(duì)我的在乎多于我對(duì)他的在乎，我也討厭我不愛他的事實(shí)，因?yàn)槲抑牢覒?yīng)該愛他。因?yàn)樗胁湃A，溫柔體貼，有地位，我也不想傷害他，所以我一直拼命地培養(yǎng)感情，直到有一天也許，我會(huì)一覺醒來然后感覺到...

　　Peter：What?

　　感覺到什么?

　　Jacks：In love! You know, dizzy and feverish and nauseous...

　　愛情!那種昏昏的，全身發(fā)熱，內(nèi)心翻滾的感覺。

　　Peter：That&aposs not love, Jacks. That&aposs the flu.

　　那不叫愛情，Jacks，叫感冒。